LONDON NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

Legendary London-based imam and man-about-town Abu Hamza al-Masri – aka “The Hook” - has just been sent down for soliciting to murder, TUPNews can report.

Astonishingly, his legal name has been revealed as Mustafa Kamel Mustafa. No wonder he ended up the way he did – the playground must have been torture. He’s got a name from a Carry On film!